Best SMS Collection All Kind III (Urdu SMS) More than 1000 SMS

Ek Shaam Aati Hai Teri Yaad Leker,
Ek Shaam Jati Hai Teri Yaad Deker,
Hume To Uss Sham Ka Intezaar Hai,
Jo Aaye Tumhe Sath Leker..
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MAIN AKELA KAHA TERE WAJOOD KA SAYA SAATH HAI
JAWAN RAAT MAI CHAAND CHANDNI KE SAATH HAI
DURIYA KAHA DOOR KAR PAATI HAI
HUME SAPNO MAI HI SAHI TERE HAATOHN MAI HAATH HAI
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Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,
Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye...
Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,
Chod diya unhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye...
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yadon mein kabhee aap bhi khoyae hongae,
khulee ankon se kabhee aap bhi soyae hongae,
mana hasna hai aadath gum chupanae ki,
par haste-haste kabhee aap bhi royae hongae!!!
Shaadi Per Saja Tayre Ghar Ka Darwaaza Hoga ...
Kuch Hi PhooL Barsaingay Tum Per.
Per Phoolo Say Saja Mayra Janaaza Hoga
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Bas yahi tak tha saath hamara intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara kab hogi is kambhakat mobile mein roshini aur kab ayega sms aapka
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Dur hote huve bhi Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.
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Hasi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushiyo ki mahak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chuha karo,
jahan tumhe gum nazar aaye,
is nacheez ko yaad kiya karo!
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main lafzon se ikraar nahi kartha,
iska yeh mathlab yeh nahi k mai tujhse pyar nahi karhta,
kuch to hai teri ada mein e zalim,
isiliye main tujhe chahne ki khata bar bar nahi kartha
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Jaan ki baazi laga di juari bankar,
Dil hatheli pe le aaye pujari bankar....
Jis roz tere mandir ke darwaaze khulenge,
Maang lenge tumko bhikhari bankar....
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Woh kahi bhi rahe sar pe unke ilzaam to hai,
Unke haathon ki lakiron me mera naam to hai...
Woh sitamgar he sahi,
Shukar hai unko dekh ke dil ko aaram to hai....
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Roshni ho to diya jalta hai,
Shama ho to parwana jalta hai....
Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai,
Aap jaise saathi ho to zamana jalta hai....
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Pyar me kabhi petrol nahi hota,
Pyar ke safar me kabhi puncture nahi hota....
Pyar to woh gaadi hai dear,
Jisme kabhi do se zyada passenger nahi hota...
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Unka wada hai ki woh laut aayenge,
Isi ummed pe hum jiye jayenge....
Yeh intezaar bhi unhi ki tarah pyara hai,
Kar rahe the kar rahe hain aur kiye jayenge...
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Tanha khud ko kabhi hone mat dena,
Aankhon ko kabhi rone mat dena....
Bahut khaas ho tum mere liye,
Is khayal ko apne se juda hone mat dena....
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Zindagi ke validity period se gum ko karo delete,
Khushi ko save
rishton ko recharge
dosti ko download
phir dekho
zindagi kitni polyphonic hoti hai....
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Aapko ko dekh kar dekhta reh gaya,
Kya kahu aur kehne ko kya reh gaya..
Aate aate mera naam sa reh gaya,
Uske honthon pe kuch kaanpta reh gaya....
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Zindagi me kuch pal aise aayenge,
Jab hum tumhare saath na reh payenge....
Tum mayus na hona un raahon par,
Hum tumhare dil me honge sirf saath na chal payenge....
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Chupke se koi dil sama jata hai,
Hame tadpane me jise bada maza aata hai....
Koi itna dard de gaya humko,
Par kambakhat dil ko usi pe pyar aata hai....
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Kisi ke dil me basna bura to nahi,
Kisi ko dil me basana khata to nahi....
Gunah ho yeh zamane ki nazar me to kya,
Zamane wale Khuda to nahi...
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Aansu ki kimat wo kya jaane jo har baat pe aansu bahate hain....
Aansuon ki kimat unse pucho jo gum me bhi muskurate hain....
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Bagair jaane pehchane iqrar na kijiye,
Muskura ke dil ko beqarar na kijiye....
Phool bhi de jaate hain zakham gehra,
Har phool par yu aitbaar na kijiye....
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Zindagi jeene ke kabil na hoti,
Agar kisi ne mohabbat banai na hoti....
koi maut ki tamanna na karta,
Agar mohabbat me bewafai na hoti....
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Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,
Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare....
Yeh mana ki koi marta nahi judai me,
Lekin ji bhi to nahi pata tanhai me....
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ajj chand pe noor hai.
is baat ka chand ko ghoroor hia
hum kiss per gharoor kareay
zalim humra too chand he hum say door hai
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Rukwa dena mera zanaza jab unka ghar aaye,
Rukwa dena mera zanaza jab unka ghar aaye..
Shayad woh jhank le khidki se,
Aur mera dil dhadak jaye....
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Jiski qurbato mein hamein apna naseeb nazar aaya tha,
jisko bade armaano se apni zindgi mein laya tha,
basa rakha tha aagosh-e-tasavvur mein jisko,
wo to mera raqeeb bankar mere kareeb aaya tha..
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KANJUS KI JINDEGI BHI KYA JINA KABHI MERI TARAHA JIYA KARO ROJ MERE SMS PADH KAR SHARAM NAHI ATI KABHI KHUD BHI SMS KIYA KARO
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Karke dosti hum kisi ko nahi bhulate,
Zindgi bhar hum dosti hai nibhate,
Na ho tumhari dosti me battwara isliye to hum naye dost nahi banate
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Sharifo me koi chor nahi hota,
Kauwo me koi mor nahi hota,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota,
Arre yaar humse jo kare dosti vo bore nahi hota!
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Socha tha na honge zindagi me kabhi ruswa,
magar pyar ki ruswai tabah kar gai,
gaye the mehfil me ghamwahan bhi tanhaai apna farz ada ker gai...
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Zindagi woh jo teri bahon main guzre !
Raath woh jo tere khabo main guzre !!
Hasi woh jo teri hasi par aye !
Aasu woh jo teri yaad main aye !!
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Kyoun humeme kisi ki talash hot hai...?
youn Dil ko kisi ki aaash hoti hai...?
Chand ko dekho, woh bhi toh Tanha hai,
Fir bhi Chandni se Roshan Uski Raat Hoti Hai....
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Wada woh na karo jo nibha na sako,
pyar usse na karo jise paa na sako,
sach to ye hai ki pyar kisko milta hi nahi,
kyunki pyar ka pehla shabd hi adhura hai
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Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,
Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.
Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki batein,
Yunhi to is khel mein hara nahi jaata....!
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dhundogeto milhi jayega,
magar koun tumhe hamari tara chahega,
tumhe jarur koi chahato se dhekhe ga magar oho ankhe hamari knahase layega,
tumhare sath yea mausam foristo jaisa hai,
tumhare bad yea mausam hame bahut satayega.
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Jitna pyar hai aapse,
Us se aur jyada pane ko jee chahta hai....
Jaane woh kaun si khoobee hai aap me,
Ki har rishta aap se banane ko jee chahta hai....
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Tera haath, haath main ho agar,
to safar hi asal hayaat hai.
Mere har qadam par hain manzilain,
Tera pyaar agar mere saath hai.
Meri baat ka meri hum nafaz tu jawaab day kai na day mujhay, Teri aik cup main jo hai chupi,
wo hazaar batoon ki baat hai.
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Ek din jab hum duniya se chale jayenge,
Mat sochna aapko bhool jayenge....
Bas ek baar aasman ki taraf dekhna,
Mere SMS sitaron par likhe nazar aayenge...
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Kuch pal ki mohlat hai,
Mil ke do ghadi je le...
Ranjishon ke saaye me umar kya bitana hai,
Dil me wafao ke rang bhar lo zindagi bhar muskurana hai....
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FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL
amongst all FOOLS
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The full form of LIFE-
L=LOVE,
I=IMAGINE,
F=FRIEND,
E=EMOSION.
If there is no FRIEND(F),LIFE bcomes LIE.
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if i have u r smile i dont need flowers.
if i hear ur voice i don need music.
if u talk 2 me i don need any1 else
&
if u r my frd. i don need this world
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Usne gam deke bataya meri kismat kya hain,
main bhi gam kha k bata du k mohabat kya hain,
zamana kyo pareshan hain meri tanhayi par,
itni gehryi me jane ki zarorat kya hain.
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yeh zindgi to ek juwa hai jo main hus kai hari jaha ra hoon.
koi kadardan na mila is zamane mai yeh shisha toot gai dekna dikana mai
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Soch ko badlo,
Sitare badal jayenge,
Najar ko badlo,
najare badal jayenge,
Kashitiyan badalne ki jarurat nahi,
Dishao ko badlo, Kinare badal jayenge
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Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...
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I cant find a reason why God gave you to me But thats not the question to be asked May be the question is how did God know that I needed a person like you
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yaado ki bahane dhunda karta hoon,
dil se tume bulaya karta hoon,
dubti huyi kasti se kinara manga karta hoon,
bas yu sitaro se appki batte kiya karta hoon
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Aap ki is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,
jo khud GULAB hai usko kya gulab du
Nikalte hai aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,
Toot jata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti...
Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu yaad na aaye,
Aisi koi raat nahi hoti....
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Lena kisi din hamari khabar,
Kaise raat kategi tere bagair...
Chalte hue raah pe rakhna nazar,
Kahi tere pairon ke niche na ho meri kabar...
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Koi gila,
koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse
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humse puche koi tanha gujarna kesa lagtahe,
bin tere ye zindegi kesa lagta he ,
sadiya simatke jese lamohome agayi ho sanso ke bina dil ka dhadakna jesa hotahe.
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Tere husn ki tareef karne wale lakhon hai sahi,
Hamare alfaaz bhi kuch gairon se kam nahi.......
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Ae item!
kaisa hai re ?
tera bahut memory aa rela hai .
ita tem ho gela he tere ko deka bhi nai.
Aka life mein tere jaisa ek hi mamu mila apunko.
mis toh karenga na!
kesa hai tu ?
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Aaj hai Sabhi Masroof,
Farak Sirf Itna Hai,
Koi Ghar Banane Mein,
To Koi Ghar Jalane Mein.
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Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho mein namisi thi,
sath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jane kyun kisi ki kami si thi....
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Tumne Sab Luta diye Ashq Meri Palko Ke,
Ik Zamaana Lagta Hai, Aainey Sajaane Mein
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maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke,
tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam samajh ke.
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I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer,
beautiful colour,
perfect taste,
really perfect and when the glass is empty
i just take the next one!
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Jo chehroon pa aapne naqab rakhtey hain,
unke zulam bhi bay hassab hotey hain.
Yun machak machak ker chalte hain,
jaise nawab hote hain...
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Zuban pe tera naam rehta hai,
Dil tera pyar chahta hai...
Aur kuch nahi maangte hum Khuda se,
Hum to bas har pal tera saath chahte hain...
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haramri khamoshi se ho kar khafa sab kehte hain
hum magroor rehte ain shayad aisi duniya dekhi hai
humne bheed main bhi logon se door rehte hain
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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hae tu bandh ho jati hae our Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hae!
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Nazron se Nazrein Tum Churaoge kab tak,
Dosti aakhir Chhupaoge kab tak,
Mere Paigam Tumhe milte Rahenge yuhi Sada,
M$G ko Mere apane Mobile se Mitaoge kab tak?
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Kal agar main mar bhi jaun,
e-dost mere marne ka gam na karna,
aansu bhi na bahana,
meri maeyat bhi na uthana,
sidhe upar chale ana,
party karenge
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Teri khawish us waqt bahut tarpati hai..
sawan me koi boond jab hotho par aakar bikhar jati hai..
meri ruh bhi tarpne lagti hai us pal..
jab thandi hawa teri gali se guzar kar aati hai..
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Aankhon mein tera aks utar lenge..
khushi tujhko deke gam udhar lenge..
Tere jaane ke baad aayegi jab teri yaad..
Tere khayalon mein hi waqt guzaar lenge..
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Ruthna mat hume manana nahi aata,
door mat jana hume bulana nahi aata.
Tum bhul jao,
tumhari marzi..
Hum kya karen hume to bhulana bhi nahi aata
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Akela sa mehsus karo jab tanhai me,
yaad meri aaye jab judai me,
mehsus karna tumhare hi pass hu me,
jab chahe dekh lena apni parchayi me..
Dil se...
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"E kalam zara Ruk-Ruk ke chal ...
" Gazab ka mukam aaya hai...
"Thodi der thahar jäa kyunki.."
"Teri nok ke neeche mera dost ka naam aaya hai...."
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KABHI PATJHAR MEH BHAR AATI HAI,
KABHI BHAR MEH BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE !
KISI KI LAASH PER BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL ,
KISI KI LASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE !!
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Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
roshan raate aur khubsoorat savera ho,
jaari rakhenge hum duao ka silsila,
kamyaab har manzil par kadam tumhara ho.
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Neend na aaye raato me,
chain na aaye baato me,
huzoor humare saath waqt bitaya kariye,
dil nahi bharta in choti choti SMS ki baaton me.
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Hum na
rahenge,
fasane na
rahenge,
Phir yad
aane k
zamane
na rahenge,
Tum yad
to zarur
karoge
humko,
Magar pas
bulane k
bahane na rahenge...
Tarste the jo milne ko hamse kabi,
aaj voh kyo mere saye se katrate hai,
hum bhi wahi hai dil bhi wahi hai,
na jane kyo log badal jate hai. .
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Unko khabar hai mere tute armano ki,
aaj jarurat padegi kanch ke pemano ki.
Khali na hone dena jaam yaro,
varna fir se yaad aa jayegi gujre jamano ki...
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Tere husn ki tareef karu to tarana na ban jaye,
Teri bewafai ka zikar karu to fasana na ban jaye,
Mat kar logon mein itna zikar mera,
Kahin logon mein mera zikar, tujhe chhedne ka bahana na ban jaye !!!
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Khuda ne mujse kaha-bande ishq na karna ishq me tu deewana ho jayega.
Maine kaha-ae Khuda kabhi insan banke dekh,
ishq khud hi ho jayega..
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Humsafar banke hum saath hain aaj bhi.
Fir bhi hai yeh safar ajnabi ajnabi.
Raah bhi ajnabi mod bhi ajnabi.
Jayen hum kidhar ajnabi ajnabi.
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Hamein ashqon se palko ko bhigona nahi ata,
mile jo khusi to wuse khona nahi ata,
seh lete hai har gam haske or log kehte hai hame Rona Nahi Aata!
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Milna itfak tha Bichdna nasib tha,
Wo itna dur hua jitna karib tha,
Usko dekhne k liye tarsti reh gai meri ankhen,
Jis shaks ki hatheli pe mera naseeb tha.
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Hum jeete har bazi tabhi mashhur ho gaye,
teri hansi me hanse to ansu dur ho gaye,
bus ek tere jaise DOST ki badolat e mere DOST aj hum kanch se KOHINOOR ho gaye
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Hatho se gir gayi lakiren kahi,
bhul aye hum apni takdire kahi.
Agar tumko mile kahi to utha lena,
Mere hisse ki khushi hatho me apne saja lena.
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"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..
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PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,
SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,
DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,
DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI....
ha ha ha ha ha
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ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI
MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon,
Dil mein gum rakhta hoon,
pata tha aapka SMS aayega,
Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
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College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai,
Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai,
Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
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Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge...
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ...
Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
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One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa :Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No.
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath !
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
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Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the..
Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...
HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
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Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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Pyar Means
P-Phone Karna
Y-Yaad Karna
A-Azadi Khona
R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
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Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain,
hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
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Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.
To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...
hi!hi!hi!....
wafa tumme hai,
to bewafa hum bhi nahi
haya tumme hai,
to behaya hum bhi nahi
pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
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Sardar jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
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Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,
Muskratay,
Khilkhilatay raho....
Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
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Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
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A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
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Kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo....
Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,
Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
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Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,
tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!
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Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle 3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
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Baithe tere khayalon mein,
Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...
Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...
Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
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Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.

3. Tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror....
2. Take mirror and just drop it....
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE.
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Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!
Then..dont take tension..
bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...
so just go ahead....
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Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno.
Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo.
Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
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Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,
to aaina kehta hai,
”Beautiful Beautiful.”
jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI,
SMART HAI,
CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…
SAAP PALIYE..
SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
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Take a bowl...
fill it with grapes,
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror...
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor...
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Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba
Usne kaha Paise Dikha.
Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai..
Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
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Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,
Zehar ko zehar kaatta hai,
Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,
Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
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Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,
Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,
Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.
Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,
Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
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Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...
Train ruki khidki khuli...
Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha
Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
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Har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.
Tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.
Khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..
Itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
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Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
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Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.
Sangeet ka tarana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka Mastana hua,
Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
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Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
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Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
Sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao duniya se,
Magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
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Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
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Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
wah! wah! wah! wah!

Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate,,,,,,,
Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Irshaad! Irshaad!
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
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