GOD knows the value of heart..so he make Luv,
GOD knows the value of nite..so he make dreamz,
GOD knows the value of frnd..so he make "u" and gifted "u" to "me"
-------------------------------------------------------------
* Bat aisi ho k jazbat kam na houn*
* khayalat aisay hon k gham na ho*
* Dil k kisi konay mai itni jaga rakhna*
* k khali khali sa lagay jab HUM na houn..*
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yad na karoge to SATAYENGEY..
Ruthouge to MANAYENGE..
Rowge to HANSAYENGE..
"DOST" hain hum,
"SAYA" nahi jo
"ANDHERE" main saath chor jayenge..
-------------------------------------------------------------
kya kahoon tujhe....
khwaab kahoon to toot jayega,
dil kahoon to bikhar jayega.....
aa tera naam zindagi rakh doon,
maut se pehle to tera saath na ***** payega.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Phool se mehak ko mitaya nahi jata,
suraj se kiran ko hataya nahi jata,
DOSTI mai doori kitni bhi ho,
aap jaise DOST ko bhulaya nahi jata..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Karz dosti ka ada koun karega,
dost na ho to dosti koun karega
aye khuda mere dost ko salamat rakna
varna mere jeenay ki dua koun karega.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Best..Gift ZINDAGI
Best..Ehsaas KHUSHI
Best..Feeling PYAAR
Best..Relation DOSTI
Best..Person HUM
Best..Friend TUM
BEST OF LUCK
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mahek DOSTI ki ishq say kam nahi hoti,
ishq pe zindagi khatam nahi hoti,
saath agar ho zindagi main DOSTOUN ka,
to zindagi jannat say kam nahi hoti.
-------------------------------------------------------------
dost hazar nhi sirf ek chahiye
dukh sukh me de sath wo yaar chahiye.
Hum kisi ko bhulate nhi
Lekin jo hame rakhe yaad
Aisa yaar chahiye.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*D:- Dastak bhi na dey.
*O:- Or apna bana ley.
*S:- Sanso me basey jo.
*T:- Takdir jo sawarey.
*I:- Isi rishte ko kahtey hain *<DOSTI>*
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har qadam pe imtihan leti hai zindgi,
her waqt yadon mai ghumati hai zindgi,
shikwa karne ka to sawal he nai
aap jesa dost b to deti hai zindgi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teri palkon pe khwaab rakh gaya koi,
Teri sanso pe naam likha gaya koi,
Chalo vada raha tumse, bhool jana hamein,
Agar hum se accha tumhein mil gaya koi,.
-------------------------------------------------------------
One stone iz enough 2 break a glass,
One sentence iz enough 2 break a heart,
One Second iz enough 2 fall in love & one Friend iz enough 2 spend whole life.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kanton k badle phool kia do gay,
Aansoon k badle khushi kia do gay,
hum chahtey hain aapse umer bhar ki DOSTI,
Hamare is sawal ka jawab kia do gay ??
-------------------------------------------------------------
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah Hamara hai*
Yaad Aap ko Din mai 100 bar kya karte hain*
Jab na aaye kabhi SMS Aap ka*
Hum Purana SMS he parh lya karte hain
-------------------------------------------------------------
dosti k phool her mausum me khilte hain
dosti k badal her mausum me baraste hain
hum ap ko sms karen ya na karen..
phir b her waqt hum ap ko yad kerte hain..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dard jitna saha jaye utna he sehna,
Dil ko jo lag jaye wo baat na kehna,
Miltey hain hamare jese dost bahat kam
iss liye KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA ; )
-------------------------------------------------------------
U now? If a=1 b=2 c=3.....y=25 z=26
Then L+O+V+E = 54 and
F+R+I+E+N+D+ S+H+I+P = 108
That is Friendship iz twice of love,.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har roz 1 naya banjata hai DOST
Humsa na mila hai na mile ga tumhe DOST
Azmaish shart hai to dekh lo azma kar
Hum sa mil jae to mat kehna hamay DOST
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange
Suraj tujse noor udhar mange
Rab kare tu DOSTI aisi nibhaye
K ! log mujse teri DOSTI udhar mange.
-------------------------------------------------------------
DOSTI gazal hai gungunanay k lie,
DOSTI nagma hai sunanay k lie,
Ye wo jazba hai jo sab ko milta nahi,
q k housla chayie DOSTI ko nibhane k lie,.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Log Kehte hain k itni DOSTI mat karo k DOST DiL par sawaar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hain DOSTI itni karo k Dushman ko b tumse pyar ho jaye.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jab kahin aag lagti hai tho log use FIRE kehte hai,
Jab koi kaam kaj nahin rehta tho log use KAYAR kehte hai,
Jab bhi hum sunate hai apne dil ki daastan kisi ko mu jawani
Tho log hame SAYAR kehte hai ...!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,
usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai,
agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer
warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...
-------------------------------------------------------------
zindagi hai to khwab hain,
khwab hain to manzilen hain,
manzilen hai to raste hain,
raste hain to muskilen hain,
muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
-------------------------------------------------------------
teri awaaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,....
to hum ghisa pita c/d player chalete hai,...
teri surat ke jab hume darsan na ho,..
to hum doodh lene tabale jate hai waqt hona chaiye kisike saath gujarne ke liye bhane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
-------------------------------------------------------------
Life is a BOOK We all read it,
Love is BLESSIGN we all need it,
Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE,
Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
-------------------------------------------------------------
DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana..
Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya,
Mobile Dafna Dena,
Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena,
Koi Puche Rog Kya tha,
to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U?
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,
Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...
Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,
Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge
Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge,
Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse
Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Arz Hai:
Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye!
Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Woh ZINDAGI hi kya jisme FRIENDSHIP nahi.
Woh FRIENDSHIP hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi.
Woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi..
Woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahin,.
-------------------------------------------------------------
har desh ki koi sarhad hoti hai bache ki koi zidd hoti hai or kitna intzaar karun tere sms ka kanjuso ki bhi koi had hoti hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kiss is not like Nokia...
Connecting People Kiss is not like
Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..
Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,
Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
-------------------------------------------------------------
U know what is ISHQ???
Ill tell U.
Its PEPSI.
P=Pyaar
E=Ehsaas
P=Pagalpan
S=Sabar
I=Imtihaan...
Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.12/- mein...
Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tumko dekha....
tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....
to yeh khayal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
-------------------------------------------------------------
If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
-------------------------------------------------------------
You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K-
-------------------------------------------------------------
5 great peoples....
1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi
2.wasim akram woh kisi kaam kay nahi
3.aishwarya rai apni pohanch say bahir
4.baki rahe aap aur hum So keep in touch... ;)
-------------------------------------------------------------
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.
AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.
kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.
sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
HUMASE DOOR HOKE BHI HAMARE PAAS HO.
HAMARI SOONI ZINDAGI KI AAS HO TUM.
KAUN KEHATA HAIN HUMASE DOOR HO TUM.
YAADO KI ROOH ME HAMARI SHAM HO TUM...
KHUSHI KO DHOOND NE SE GAM MILATE HAIN.
YE GAM DUNIYA ME HAR DAM MILATE HAIN.
JO DUNIYA KE HAR GAM BAAT LE DUNIYA ME
AISE DOST BAHUT KAM MILATE HAIN.
CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.
MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND JHAIN.
AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.
MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EWK HI HAIN.
Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.
Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..
palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain.
gar erada tumhara satana hai dil ko,
bata do diwana samhal jayega,
tumhe na mile bewafai ke tane dil hamara diwana smahl jayega.
Faisle aap khud badalte hain aur ilzam mujh pe aate hai...
Khud he karte hain dillagi mujhse aur phir khud he ruth jaate hain....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Pine de saaki abhi raat baaki hai,
Tere hatthon ka ek aur jaam baaki hai...
Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,
pine de abhi in kadmon mein thodi jaan baaki hai...
-------------------------------------------------------------
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning....
-------------------------------------------------------------
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because
I Miss You Always...
-------------------------------------------------------------
AaNkH kHuLi To PhiR ...
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
hotho ki zubaan te aasu kehte hai.
jo chup rahte hai lekin phir bhi bahte hai
aur in aasu ki kismat to dekhiye ye unke liye bahte hai
jo in ankhon merehte hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
When one door of happiness closes,
another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Luv hurts,
luvs makes u fell better and makes u feel great about ur self but 2 have some like u in life made me 2 belive in love ......
I love u so much
-------------------------------------------------------------
Zindgi me jitne bhi aage jaoge,
Ek saya tum har dum saath paoge!
Modkar dekhoge to tanhayi higi,
Agar mahsus karoge to hum honge!
-------------------------------------------------------------
HEART RECEIVE =L=O=V=E= MIND RECEIVE =W=I=S=D=O=M= HANDS RECEIVE =G=I=F=T=S= AND... ONLY SPL PEOPLE RECEIVE MY =S=M=S=.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Maana K Bhul Jana Aap Ki Fitrat Hi Sahi
Magar Humein Bhul Jana Aap Ki Kismat MeiN Nahi
Agar Yaqeen Naho To Aazma K Dekh Lena
Apny Aap Ko Bhul Jaaoge Par Humein Nahi.. *
-------------------------------------------------------------
Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshjis Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse,
and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.
-------------------------------------------------------------
kabhi dost kahte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho
kabhi bewaqt nind se jaga dete ho,
par jab bhi hamey sms karte ho to
khuda kasam zindgi ka ek lamha bada dete ho
-------------------------------------------------------------
Time might lead me somewhere away from u & fate might wipe me from ur memory...
But Ill always be thankful that once in lifes journey we became friends....
Good Morning...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Agar bhigne ka itna hi shaukh hai baarish me,
To dekho in aankho me....
Baarish to har ek liye barasti hai,
Lekin yeh aankhe sirf tumhare liye barasti hai....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hum doston ko bhulte nahi hain,
Magar yeh baat jatate nahi hain...
Doston ko hamesha rakhte hain yaad,
Hum bhulne ke liye dost banate nahi hain...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Teri muskurahat meri pehchaan hai,
Teri khushi meri jaan hai...
Kuchh bhi nahi meri zindagi bas itna samajh le,
Ki teri dosti hi meri shaan hai...
-------------------------------------------------------------
A very original Good Night wish only for U!!!...
Beware of cheap duplicates....
Im the only authorized dealer for Good Night wishes....
Good Night...
Sweet Dreams...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kasoor to tha in nigaahon ka,
Jo chupke se deedar kar baithi.....
Humne to khaamosh rehne ki thaani thi,
Par bewafa yeh zubaan izhaar kar baithi....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Zuban se keh nahi sakte,
Khuda se fariyaad karte hain...
Jab tumhara dil zor se dhadke,
To samajh lena hum tumhe yaad karte hain...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Bas yehi sochke tumse nazar milayi hai,
naye zakhmon ke liye dil men jaga khaali hai,
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tumhare bas men agar ho to bhooljao humen,
tumhen bhulane men shayad humen zamana lage,
Najane kya hai kisiki udas ankhon men wo moon chupake bhi jaye to bewafa na lage,
--------
-----------------------------------------------------
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sirf kam karne ke liye paida hua ho
kam kar lena
Agar fursat mile kamse to hume bhi yad kar lena
Call,message nahi to ek miscall hi dena- Good Night
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ur my Roti, Im ur Kebab...
Ur my Rice, im ur Daal...
Ur my Carrots, im ur Achar...
we are just not the same without each other!
Till my next crunchy jilebi,
take care from ur sweet burfee!
-------------------------------------------------------------
bhooll se bhi kisi ko na rulana zindgi me sabko hasana ,
dusman ko bhi gale lagana fir bhi koi gam hoto apun ko phone lagana.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Funny Love Letter
neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam
shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
har pal mein sochta hon tum ko
kia karon koi aur kaam jo nehi hum ko
mein chahta hon tum ko iss qadar
koi aur mil jaey tu dekhon naa mur kar
tujh bin zindagi ka tasawar hi nehi hai
tere sang ho zindagi aisa bi koi scene nehi hai
mohabbat hai mujh ko sirf tum sey sanam
sach keh raha hon mein tumhari qasam
jhot mein agar kahon tu, tu mar jaey
a kash mujh ko aishwarya mil jaey
iss dunya mein, tum he sab sey haseen ho
mein aur kahon jhot kitna, ke tum ko yaqeen ho
bas tere he sang jo meri zindagi
acha nehi ke mein kar lo khudhkoshi
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
ab tu tere bin jeena ho gaya hai mushkil
haan ghar ke liye chahiye nokrani mustakil
dekho mujhey hai kitna pyar tum sey, ab tu haan karo
agar ab bi hai inkaar tu yeh letter agay pass karo
-------------------------------------------------------------
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Raat bhar SMS kiya to Raat kat gayi,
Subah balance dekha to waat lag gayi!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
ISHQ AISA KARO KI DHADKAN MEIN BAS JAAYE,
SAANS BHI LO TO KHUSHBOO USI KI AAYE,
PYAAR KA NASHA AANKHON PE CHHAAYE,
BAAT KOI BHI HO PAR NAAM USI KA AAYE.
-------------------------------------------------------------
G -o to Bed
O -ff the lights
O -ut of tension
D -reams come
N -ice sleep
I -gnore worries
G -et up earlier
H -ave a nice thought
T -hank the GOD
-------------------------------------------------------------
Wada karte hain dosti nibhayenge.
Koshish yahi rahegi tujhe na satyaenge.
Zarurat pade to dil se pukarana,
Mar bhi rahe honge to mohlat lekar aayenge....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Agar sawan ki ghata ghire hai to grajte-grajte baras jayega...
Hogi dua uparwale ki to aapka naya saal haste haste gujar jayega...
-------------------------------------------------------------
bottle ma Pepsi say ziyada,,,
used socks may smell say ziyada,,,
Adnan Sami may charbi say ziyada,,,
mithai may sweet say ziyada,,,
pk ma coruption say ziyada,,,,,
I LOVE YOU
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tumhare yaadon ki mehak in hawaaon me hai,
Kuch apnapan sa bikhra in fizaaon me hai....
Khushiyan chume tumhare kadam,
Yehi dua mere dil me hai....
-------------------------------------------------------------
aakhir hamne dhood liya hai pyarr tumhari aakhon main ,
lagta hai ek saagar hai us paar tumhari aakhon main
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aankho me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte.
Humari to rooh me bas gaye aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyad nahi karte.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aarzoo So Gayi
Har Khushi Kho Gayi
Sune Hai Raaste Ab Mere Waste Sirf Ek Yaad Hai
Ek Fariyad Hai
Sirf Tanhaiyan
Sirf Parchaiyan
Aasoon Ki Nadi
Dil Mein Hai Beh Rahi Kehti Hai
Zindagi Tum Bhi Is Mein Baho
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har roz dubta Suraj dekhta hai shaam ko,
Bahut bar dekha rang badlte aasmaan ko.
Par main wahi purana Dost hoon aapka,
Jo har haal me karta hai intezar aapke paigaam ka...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sweray twadi yad aai asi miss kita.
Dinna te twadi yad aai asi miss kita.
Ratta wich twadi yad aai asi fir miss kitta.
Jadoon jan te ban aai te ASSI SMS KITTA.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yu nazar ki baat ki aur dil chura gaye,
Andhero ke saye mein dhadkan suna gaye.
Hum to samajhe the ajnabi aapko,
Par aap to hume apna bana gaye....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ur SMS is pacemaker of my Heart...
Ur miss call is beat of my Heart..
Ur call is blood cirulation of my Heart ..
So plz keep my Heart Alive...
-------------------------------------------------------------
chand ko dhekte rahe,
magar didar na karsake,
tumse pyar karte hai,
magar izhaar na kar sakhe....,
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tera intzaar karke har raat ko tanha so jata hun.
Subah hote hi phir tere milne ki aas me aankhe bhichata hun.
Ye silsila ab tum khatam kar do,
ek din milne ka mukarar kardo.
-------------------------------------------------------------
The eyes r speaking......
words i cant speak.
listen to them...
they r only for u.
U r not in my dreams neither m i.
Come let me see u.....
let me get lost in u.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Beauty is a precious trace that eternity causes to appear to us and that it takes away from us.
A manifestation of eternity,
and a sign of death as well.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kya kar rahe ho?
busy ho?
kitne buzy ho?
thode ho?
ke bohat ho?
ager thoda ho tu SMS kyo nahi karte ho?
aur ager zyada ho to,
SMS kyo padh rahe ho??:!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Chand ki diwaar na todi par pyar bhara dil tod dia,
Kuch chiller paiso ke liye Tum ne $M$ kar na chod dia.. :)
-------------------------------------------------------------
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,
wo to hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mandir mein jap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
-------------------------------------------------------------
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
-------------------------------------------------------------
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
-------------------------------------------------------------
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Saza ye khub mili tumse dil lagane ki.
Nazar lagi hai mere pyar ko zamane ki.
Ab to kabr me se bhi nikalke kahte hai hath mere.
Hame To HASRATEIN rah gayi tum he gale lagane ki
-------------------------------------------------------------
Likh sakte kisi ki taqdir agar hum.
Aapki taqdir mein har khushi likh dete.
Jo mor aapko kamyabi dilaye.
har lakeer ko ussi taraf mor dete.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dil unko dundta hai ghum ka shringar karke.
Aankhe bhi thak gayi ab intzaar karke..
lagta hai naseeb me nahi hai jo chhahate hai hum,
to kya fayda kisi se ijha r karke,
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sweet Raho CADBURY ki Tarah;
Fresh raho CLOSEUP ki tarah;
BEAUTIFUL raho Fair & Lovely ki Tarah;
Tension free Raho CHILD ki tarah;
Aur Smart Raho meri tarah.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aapki DOSTI Ki ek Nazar Chahiye,
Dil hai beghar use ek ghar Chahiye,
Bas yuhi SAATH chalte raho ae DOST,
Ye DOSTI hume UMRABHAR Chahiye...!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
koi gila na koi shikwa rahe aapse...
ye aarzo hai ek silsila bana rahe aapse...
bas ek baat ki umeed hai apse...
pehechaan lena agar kahi hum mile aapse...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aye khuda teri mehfil me haath uthaye fariyaad karte hai,
Sambhale rakhna us amanat ko jise hum tanhai me yaad karte hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake.
Jisko chahte the, use hum pa na sake.
Yeh samjhlo k dil tootne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hum nazaro se dur hai ankho se nahi,
hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,
hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,
hum apse dur hai apki yado se nahi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Koi gila, koi shikwa na rahe aapse,
yeh aarzoo hai ki silsila rahe aapse,
bas is baat ki badi umeed hai aapse,
khafa na hona agar hum khafa rehein aapse.
-------------------------------------------------------------
aik doctor & nurse are searching for a mental opreation
they are wating for a mental who is reading this sms.......!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aasman tumse naraz hai,
taare tumse dushwar hain.
Wo sab tumse jalte hain kyonki
chand se behtar tumhare paas hum jaisa yaar hai...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Humne khuda se ek duva magi,
duva me khud ki mout magi,
khuda ne kaha mout to tuze de du,
mager use kya du jisne tere lembe umar ki duva magi
dosti mein dil ka tamasha dekha nahi jata,
humse tuta hua sisa dekha nahi jata,
apne hisse ki khusiya bhi de du tujhe,
aye dost tera utra hua chehra dekha nahi jata
Ae palak tu band ho ja,
khawabon mein unki surat to nazar ayegi,
intezar toh subah dubara shuru hoga,
kam se kam raat to khushi se kat jayegi..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jiski
Talash hai
Usko pata
bhi nahi,
Hamari Chahat
ko Usne
samja hi nahi.
Hum puchhte
rahe ki
Kya
Tumhe
Humse
Pyaar hai
aur
Woh kehte
rahe ki
Unhe
pata hi nahi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hasi ne labon pe thirikna chod diya hai,
khwabon ne palkon pe aana chod diya hai,
nahi aati ab toh hichkiya bhi
shayad aap ne bhi yaad karna chod diya hai....
utray jo zindagi teri gehraiyon mai hum.
Mehfil mai reh ke bhi rahe tanhaiyon mai hum.
Deewangi nahi to or kya kahae?
Insaan dhoundtay rahay parchaiyon mai hum
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sawaal paani ka nahin, pyaas ka hai.
Sawaal maut ka nahin, saans ka hai.
Dost to duniya mein bahut hai magar,
Sawaal dosti ka nahin VISHWAS ka hai..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
Mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye.
Chahe pade gam se vasta,
Ek dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Rasmo riwajo ki jo parwah karte hai,
pyar me wo log gunah karte hai,
ishq wo junun hai jisme diwane,
apni khushi se khud ko tabah karte hai..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Door hi sahi, kinaara to hai...
Timtimaata hi sahi, sitaara to hai..
Ho jaati hai tumhari yaad se hi tasalli..
Tinka hi sahi... sahara to hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ek tu teri awaaz yaad ayegi,
teri kahi hui har baat yaad ayegi,
Din dhal jayega raat yaad ayegi,
har lamha pehli mulaqaat yaad aayegi..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Baba ji ka mela laga hai Haridwar mein,
parsad mein kanbal diye jaayenge kisi aur ko mat batana yeh SMS sirf selected bhikharion ko bheja ja raha hai. :-)
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dard ke samander main khud ko utaraa kab thaa
Hum tu doob gaye thay tum ko pokaraa kab thaa
Sab faislay tu muqader taay kar chukee thee pahlay
Humaray haath main muqader ka sitaraa kab thaa
Mohabbat Naam Hai Judai Ka,
Yeh Shuru Aankhon se Hota hai,
Isse Paida Kiya Dil ne,
yeh Khatham Sanso se Hota hai… .......
-------------------------------------------------------------
tum to sotay ho pholoon pay to badaan dukhta hai
hum nay kantoon ko seenay say laga rakha hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Nazrein milte hi dil lagaaya nahi jaata,
har milne waale ko dost banaya nahi jaata aur joh dil me bas jaaye
ek baar,
unhe umar bhar bhulaya nahin jaata … .......
Dosti ki dastan waqt sunaega,
Aapko bhi ek shaks yaad ayega,
bhul jaoge zindigi k sare gham,
jab hamare saath bitaya ek-ek pal yaad ayega! .......
Phool ban kar muskurana zindagi hai.
Muskura kar gham bhulana zindagi hai.
Jeet kar kush hue toh kya hua…
Haar kar khushiya manana zindagi hai… .......
-------------------------------------------------------------
jaao tumhain to jana hi hai
apneizindagi ujale ki taraf le jana hai
hum to andere ke saathi the
ujala chal nahi sakta saath mere kabhi
Zakhm kuch aise mile phoolon per soya na gaya,
Jal ker dil khaak hua aankhon se roya na gaya
mere jalte hue dil ko na dekha kisi ne,
hanste hue chehare per nazar padd gai zamane ki
Samjha na koi dil ki baat ko,
Dard duniya ne bin soche he de diya....
Sah gaye jo hum agar dard ko chupke se,
To phir humko patthar dil keh diya...
Bikhre aansu ke moti hum piro na sake,
Teri yaad me saari raat so na sake.
Beh na jaye aansu me tasvir teri,
Bus yahi soch kar hum ro na sake.....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Khayaalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai,
Nigaaho ko teri talaash rehti hai.
Tere bina koi kami nahi lekin,
Tere bagair tabiyat udaas rehti hai....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Waqt ke dayare se hum nikal na jaaye,
Aap ke dil se kahi hum utar na jaaye.
Hum roz aapko yaad dilaya karenge,
Warna kahin aap hume bhool na jaaye....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Agar hum na hote to gajal kon kehata...
Aapke chehare ko kamal kon kehata...
Ye to karishma hai mohabbat ka...
Varna patthar ko TAJ-MAHAL kon kehata.......
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron....
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hum sochte hain ki tumhe kya dein,
tumhari Mohobbat ka jawab kya dein,
suna hai sabse accha tohfa GULAB hota hai,
par jo khud GULAB hai, use Gulab kya dein..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ishq sabhi ko jeena sikha deta hai,
wafa ke naam pr marna sikha deta hai,
ishq nahi kiya to karke dekho yaar har
dard ko sehna sikha deta hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dosti dil hai dimag nahi,
dosti soch hai,
aawaj nahi,
koi aankho se nahi dekh sakta dosti ke jajbe,
kyonki dosti ehsaas hai,
andaj nahi......
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kyu hame kisiki talash hoti hai,
kyu dil ko kisiki aas hoti hai,
chand ko dekho vo b tanha hai,
fir b uski chandni se roshan raat hoti hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Is jaha me mohabat kash na hoti to safar-e-zindgi me mithas na hoti
agar milti bewafao ko saza-e-maut to dewano ki kabre udhas na hoti
-------------------------------------------------------------
aawaz sun paate wo is dil k rone ki.jarurat na padti hame u palke bhigone ki.
wo the hi kaha hamare jo gair hoe
hote ham unke to kosis na karte wo dur hone ki....!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab,
hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab,
agar na aae jawab to mat hona udas,
samaj lena k hamare liye waqt hi nahi hai unke pass.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Koi dost aisa banaya jaye,
jiske aasuo ko palko mein chupaya jaaye,
rahe uska mera rishta kuch aisa,
ki agar wo rahe udas to humse bhi na muskuraya jaye
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kar ja kuch aisa yaari mai..
Ki thanx & sorry words beimaan lage,
Nibha aise yaari,
ki yaar tumhe chhodna mushkil aur duniya chhodna aasaan lage.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Baat chupti nai chupane se,
Dil rukta nai kisi ke samjhane se.
Ruk jati hai dhadkan usko bhul jaane se,
Hum usko yaad karte hai jeene Ke bhane se
-------------------------------------------------------------
Apni Wo Mulakat Kuch Adhuri C Lagi,
Pas Ho K Bhi Thodi Duri C Lagi,
Hotho Pe Hasi Ankho Me Majburi C Lagi,
Zindagi Me Pheli Bar Sanse Jaruri C lagi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
Ye sms milte hi 1 sms bhej dena,
Kyuki hame bilkul pasand nahi Udhari
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath
ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath
marna kabul hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ya meri talaash ka jurm hai,
ya meri wafa ka kasoor hai,
jo dil k jitney karib hai,
Woh nazar se utna hi door hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
SAPNO KI DUNIA SAJA RAKHI HAI,
MOHABAT KI JYOTI JALA RAKHI HAI,
MERE DIL KO AB KOI NHI BACHA SAKTA,
PATHAR DIL SE PYR KI UMEED JO LAGA RAKHI HA
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kismat ruth gayi dil ke tar tut gaye
aap jo ruth gaye sapne bhi tut gaye
baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi lut gaye..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aye meri jindagi tujhe kis tarah main chahun
main teri hun sirf teri tujhe kis tarah bataun
bas yehi dua khuda se raat din manayun
is jahan se main teri baahon mein hi jaun
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dil ki hasrat zubaan par aane lagi
Tumhe dekha aur zindagi muskurane lagi
Ye deewangi thi ya meri nazar ka dhokha
Har cheez mein surat teri nazar aane lagi
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mujhe kisine bewafa ka nam diya,
Sathi ne jaisa zehar ka jam diya,
Jo kabhi kaha karte the,
Hame bhula mat dena,
Unhone hi bhul jane ka paigam de diya...!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
DIL ka Rishta hai Hamara,
Dil k Kone mey hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra Tumhara,
Sath Nahi toh kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti Nibhane ka
Wada hai Hamara.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kabhi teri Palkon me Jhilmilau main,
Tere Khayaalon me khud ko Bhul jaun main,
Beech Samundar me Jaakar daga mat dena,
Kaho to kinaare per hi DOOB jaun main.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sitam ko humne berukhi samjha
Pyaar ko humne bandagi samjha
Tum chahe hume jo bhi samjho
Par humne to tumhe apni zindagi samjha
-------------------------------------------------------------
Agar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se...
Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata...
Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz...
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yaadein jo na aati yun khamoshi se chupke chupke...
To mere ghar ki Rounaq hoti teri mehfil se bhi zyada...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Na hota agar chaand mein daag...
Teri khubsoorti ka mujhe tod mil jata...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Agar karta na koi kisi se bhi wafaai...
To shayron mein mera naam kahan se aata...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dosti ka pehala pegam aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain aapka kaam.
-------------------------------------------------------------
is kadar hamari chahat ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa, bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na dijiye.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Rishton ki ye duniye hai niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai dosti tumhaar! i.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan hot pe tumahari.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Khuda se thoda raham khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka har ghum khareed lete.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jam pe jam pine se kya fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein guzar jayegi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum unse pyar nahi karte.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har kadam par imtihaan leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to deti hai zindagi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kaash who nagme hame sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me samaye na hote.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye Hote
-------------------------------------------------------------
Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas ! aane laga..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri d! osti hai mere jeene ka bahana..
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Dil mein umeedo ki shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki a! ayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein jama rakhi hain...
-------------------------------------------------------------
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola
-------------------------------------------------------------
Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske pass noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera dost Langoor hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Bole to Munna Bhai Style! kia?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
____________ _________ _________ __
Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit open his tiffin and serves himself a roti.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Bread India
Circuit then open the box of jalebi.
ENGLISHMAN :
What is this?
CIRCUIT :
Sweet India
With all the food he hogged on, Munna farts. The Englishman is offended and in shock asks ...
ENGLISHMAN :
What is that?
CIRCUIT :
Air India
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
____________ _________ _________
MAMU :
Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :
Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
____________ _________ _________ _
MAMU :
Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Sindhi sikhna padega. Kuch hal batao.
MUNNA BHAI :
Kannada kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
MAMU :
Meinay ek Sindhi baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.
____________ _________ _________ _
PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
____________ _________ _________
MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
____________ _________ _________ __
CIRCUIT :
Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU :
Nehin.
CIRCUIT :
To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
____________ _________ _______
MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nahin hai yaar. Bahut purani baat hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
MAMU :
Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST :
Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
-------------------------------------------------------------
CIRCUIT :
Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT :
Apun babu g ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
PRINCIPAL :
Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :
Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
-------------------------------------------------------------
Mere SMS Ko tere INBOX mea PANA mil jayee...
Jo tu REPPLY na karay tu tara Mobile FANA ho jayee..
Subhanallah Subhanallah
-------------------------------------------------------------
Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki?
Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya...
Girl: Fikr na kar tumhari Raakh bekar na jayegi...
Yahan bhej do Bartan dhone k kaam aayegi.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Nari ke chakkar me bhulo mat yari,
Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari,
Baat maano hamari ban jao brahmchari,
Ye jaankari janhit me jaari
-------------------------------------------------------------
What is d diff
btwn
daava n daru?
Dava
is lik ''grlfrnd"
dat comes
with expiry date
n
daru
is
like ''wife''
jitni purani hogi
utni sir pe chadti hai.
-------------------------------------------------------------
1 Medical student ne apni classmate ko khun se likha letter dekar kaha,
"Muje iska ans jarur dena
Ladki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blodgrup A+ Hai
-------------------------------------------------------------
Aey mere kadradan Dost meri jaan.
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte naujawan kyounki...
Jab Khuda meherban to GADHA bhi PAHALWAN.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Napolean:There's no such word as impossible in my dictionary.....
Sardarji : Oye!!!
Toh dictionary dekh ke kharidni
thi na!
-------------------------------------------------------------
Om namah shivaye
om sai ram
wahe guru
jai shri krishna...... ... ............
dar mat kisi ko bhejna nahi hai...khud hi jap le..."Papi".
-------------------------------------------------------------
English teacher: "One cute & young girl is walking on d road."
Change this into an Exclamatory sentence.
Student: "Oh GOD, what a piece!!!
-------------------------------------------------------------
BANIA apne bacho se bola-Jo rat ko khana nahi khayega,
use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
Subah bola-Jo 5Rs dega use hi khana milega.JAI BANIA.
-------------------------------------------------------------
L¤vë Më Фñt Hãtë M€ Hãtë M€ Фñt £ëåvë Më £ëãvë M€ (3üt Фñt F¤®gët M€{ADream As If You'll Live Forever.
-------------------------------------------------------------
Sachi Btao SMS Ache Hai Na ?? To Forward Karo Na....****he Hai? Dushmano Ko Karo Fwd Likin Karo Zror...Kya Pata Jis Ko Upper Walay Nay Tumharay Liyay Banaya Hay Usay Kahin Say Milay r Wohi Parh Lay ;)
-------------------------------------------------------------
If u save this msg, it means Umer is cute. If u edit this, Umer is still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that Umer is cute & if u erase or copy it in ur signature it means that, u r jealous of me coz Umer is always cute! ;)
Wikipakia: Download Books, Past papers of Federal Board and Punjab University etc...
Welcome
Chat with your friends on Notesmela chatango chatroom :)
No comments:
Post a Comment